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Multiphobic
03:31
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( we were born mutants, you cocks)
I've got a one track mind for car crashes and cancer. The trajectory of spilling too much dopamine on Saturday night. I've got this new thing; calculating worst case scenarios and vomiting, staring into the mirror and panicking. it's a full time job, 7 days a week.
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Long Island Iced Tea
00:56
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Well it is Saturday night, time for my medicine. It's mutiny man, we're gonna need a bigger bottle. I'm alright at first but the novelty wears off quick. It's ok I black at all the time, it's just fine I know I'm gonna die. I've got a short attention span and a long shit list, so you keep 'em coming Josef. It's ok I black at all the time, it's just fine I know I'm gonna die. I woke up at 6 am to piss, but I fell. So i just laid there and pissed myself cuz fuck myself.
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Earth Dudes are Easy
01:39
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Crime scene photos don't even relieve the boredom anymore. Balls deep in the underbelly with zero effect. At this point I'd give anything just to feel dirty. 3 am I'm home alone, fucked up, drunk and stoned trying to jack my dick to Melinda Clarke in Return of the Living Dead part 3. Then the greys came with big black eyes and hourglass figures. So many holes I didn't know what to do. They objectified me and all was right with the world. Amphibious orgasms send shivers up my spine.
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Most Likely to Succeed
01:12
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When the garbage disposal spit up Edmund's mother's larynx he laughed and called it poetic justice. And I can relate to finding humor in these times of great duress, but I ain't going nowhere till I get to inspect the local intestines. But were there any earthquakes? Did you feel the ground shake, did it shake? Notice how the San Andreas fault barely buckles? It's because of me, you're welcome.
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Cowboys and Immigrants
01:05
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I've got a gun. It's fucking big and black. When I load it you bet your ass it's lethal. My gun is long and hard protecting your ass from brown people. I need a big thick one that shoots bullets fucking fast to empty out a school or church. You'll be glad I'm there, you'll be glad there was a cowboy. I need it to protect my family, my grill, my truck, my duck dynasty dvds, my chewing tobacco, my Nascar shit. I need it for "hunting".
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I stare into the abyss gleefully. It stares back into me and laughs into the void. My thoughts are bad I'm so angry. It's surrounding me so I take another drink. Then another and another. Soon I'm unconscious and everything is beautiful. My heart throbs and headaches. We can't all matter. I'm heading home to my funeral hole.
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