We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Peter WoodCock's Dick Beaters

from Rule 36 by Intercourse

/

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.
    Purchasable with gift card

      name your price

     

  • Buy the Full Digital Album

  • The Golden Catheter Limited Edition Cassette
    Cassette + Digital Album

    Limited Edition of 5 by Illuminate My Heart records.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Rule 36 via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

    Sold Out

  • Reptilian Blood Dippy Swirls
    Cassette + Digital Album

    Limited edition of 7 by Illuminate My Heart records.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Rule 36 via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

    Sold Out

  • Deep Space Black limited edition cassette
    Cassette + Digital Album

    Limited edition of 13 by Illuminate My Heart records.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Rule 36 via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

    Sold Out

  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Constant Disappointment exclusive variant, purple splatter over apple/custard, limited to 150. Co-released with Reptilian Records (REP-146 / CDR-12). Grab the other variants from Reptilian (www.reptilianrecords.com).

    Note: Constant Disappointment does not offer international shipping.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Rule 36 via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 14 days
    edition of 150  1 remaining

      $20 USD or more 

     

  • Limited Edition Cassette with Bonus Track!
    Cassette + Digital Album

    This tape includes Flagpole Sitta! Plus it's got the rest of the album with all the pithy tracks you can handle. Last copies here.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Rule 36 via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

    Sold Out

  • Rule 36 Green Splatter
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    The Reptilian Records variant of Rule 36 ????

    Includes unlimited streaming of Rule 36 via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

    Sold Out

  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Caramel Apple variant of Rule 36!

    Includes unlimited streaming of Rule 36 via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 14 days
    5 remaining

      $20 USD or more 

     

lyrics

It was the night before Thanksgiving, my bar was a fucking high school reunion, so I decided to black the fuck out watching you and your bros chug Yuengling playing the same 3 Slayer songs. I asked, "If I stomp your flag will you really stomp my ass? Cuz you don't look like you can even do a push up." Those fucks piled onto me. I crawled up and started biting dicks. Naturally they had me arrested. I was in a holding cell with Clark the Shark. He said, "You're too pretty for prison, act nuts and get committed." I told them I was chewing cocks to regenerate my blood that was turning to dust. They sent me to Oakridge. The therapy was eating acid for breakfast while strapped to Peter Woodcock. Then for arts and crafts he gave me a stick and poke with the same dick beaters he used to strangle children.

credits

from Rule 36, released April 1, 2021

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Intercourse image

Intercourse Connecticut

MUSIC FOR ALIENS MADE BY MUTANTS

shows

contact / help

Contact Intercourse

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this track or account

If you like Intercourse, you may also like:

Bandcamp Daily  your guide to the world of Bandcamp

On Bandcamp Radio

Featured guests are the golden-voiced Baby Rose and psyche soulsters Brainstory.
listen now